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season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)
« on: October 18, 2017, 12:21:00 am »
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Circle Jerks


After a nearly flawless season 28, pixels has managed to keep his entire season 28 roster intact and even added haxball veteran negativebro to his bench for more depth. With el jefe electing to leave the finals appearing Gunmen from last season, it is hard to picture anybody competing with CJ this season unless a out of nowhere super team forms.


Scottballa's Dynasty

While this team has lost their MVP candidate and three time most improved player of the season Miroslav Stoch, scott has still put together a solid team that for the moment is better than the Austin Gunmen. He's brought back season 28 GKOTY Yasssss, signed disturb who is a solid acquisition, and brought on ROTY in season 28, shiver. One more solid signing and this is a permanent top two team.

Scottballa managed to sign warky, who is still a solid player but hasn't really done anything in the league of note since season 22. Not sure where he fits on this team, probably a 3rd option at forward and as backup goalkeeper as needed. Fortunately for scott, nobody has made any huge moves to bump his team down the rankings.


Austin Gunmen


To this point they've lost carlitos, el jefe, and dzeko from last season but managed to keep 7watts and rich and brought red onto the team. Currently a huge drop off by a team that made the finals last season.

Naipe is paying Dzeko $4.99 a game to play for him so we'll see how that turns out. Still not enough to take them back to #2.


Cairo Camel Jockeys

Stoch is really the only redeeming quality for this team. Joey and burr are good D2 tier players and rory, if developed properly, could be a really solid D2 player.

Yukon Yetis


A middle of the pack D2 team. A lot of good D2 players but no true go to scorer. Will be watching this team to see who else they sign.

The signing of the past two days is the Yukon Yetis acquiring StaR who is a D1 caliber player. This move sends them to #4 in the power rankings. Good sign by Gballer. He also cut that cancerous fuck mfk which is probably a better move than signing StaR.


Sydney Kangaroos

This is strictly an experimental season for me and team HBANZ. My expectations are low but I think we can still be a competitive D2 team, similar to when I made a D2 British team that finished with the best D2 record. Not done acquiring players though so stay tuned.

Las Vegas Kings

I expect prosp and question to be this teams most productive players. Crumbler will have to play lights out at GKer if this team wants to win games.

Imperial Jizzers

Natural for three new players to SPHB to be at the bottom of the rankings. I'm looking forward to seeing the further development of these players and who else jerix plans on signing.

NWO

Signed two players but montskar really needs to pick things up if he doesn't want to have another disappointing season on the NWO.

Teams with no players: Princes, CCK, Squares

Slave Agent outlook:

Adiii: Good to see him back, hopefully he's active. He'd be a solid player to have on any team.

Chinni: Again, hopefully he's active. This league needs elite mids badly. Any team not named Circle Jerk would be stupid to not pursue acquiring Chinni.

Carlitos: I fully expect him to return to the Austin Gunmen.

Drag: Nice to see him returning to the big league. I think he still plans on forming a team as GM of CCK. Good luck dud.

El Jefe: I'm puzzled as to where he ends up at this season. He's clearly become the second best mid in the league. My guess is he returns to the Gunmen.

undrctrl: Will be interesting to see what team snags up this all-time great goalkeeper. He took a season off after winning GKOTY in season 27 and looks to reclaim his throne as a top 3 gker.

Yigi: I'd like to see Yigi return as an active and elite GKer. He's always been one of my favorite players and forum members and I think he has a lot left in the tank if he's with the right team.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2017, 06:31:51 pm by Breadman »

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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(will update)
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2017, 12:31:49 am »
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Needs a Daego quote -.- no 🅱️espect
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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(will update)
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2017, 02:37:24 am »
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Great pre-season write up Bread.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2017, 03:32:43 pm by kamel »

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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(will update)
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2017, 11:32:31 am »
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why did u quote the entire post...

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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(will update)
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2017, 12:34:41 pm »
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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2017, 06:30:30 pm »
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ok yeah i updated it. no real change except for the Yeti's jumping up to #5.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2017, 07:19:51 pm by Breadman »

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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2017, 06:53:50 pm »
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Repped for this v

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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2017, 07:55:22 pm »
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tfw a scottballa team is ranked ahead of gunmen yet again lmao

these guys couldn't win a game in a vs world yesterday jesus breadman

also we're getting b.shh so

Never back down.

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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2017, 08:27:43 pm »
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tfw a scottballa team is ranked ahead of gunmen yet again lmao

these guys couldn't win a game in a vs world yesterday jesus breadman

also we're getting b.shh so

We were undefeated in our vs world yesterday

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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2017, 08:35:34 pm »
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tfw a scottballa team is ranked ahead of gunmen yet again lmao

these guys couldn't win a game in a vs world yesterday jesus breadman

also we're getting b.shh so

b.shhh hasn't played in five seasons and hasn't had a 100+ minute season since season 11. He's about as relevant to this league as @beep boop robots!

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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2017, 08:54:21 pm »
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He's about as relevant to this league as @beep boop robots!

Last time that you mention beep like that, OK? My client only wants to be mentioned for something useful or for some midget hookups.

Thanks and bye.
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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2017, 10:50:17 pm »
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tfw a scottballa team is ranked ahead of gunmen yet again lmao

these guys couldn't win a game in a vs world yesterday jesus breadman

also we're getting b.shh so

b.shhh hasn't played in five seasons and hasn't had a 100+ minute season since season 11. He's about as relevant to this league as @beep boop robots!

kiss the ring u fat bald bitch

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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2017, 10:55:41 pm »
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most of what u said is wrong

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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2017, 01:12:32 pm »
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tfw a scottballa team is ranked ahead of gunmen yet again lmao

these guys couldn't win a game in a vs world yesterday jesus breadman

also we're getting b.shh so

sheesh red already has yall cursed.

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Re: season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2017, 03:11:22 pm »
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ye good move cutting the cancerous mfk so you can spam me offers every time I'm a free agent fucking fat faggot eggplant shaped head motherfucker kys before the hot pockets and frozen food do