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PTA S26 Episode 1
« on: February 15, 2017, 02:14:16 am »
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forgot to add in the old priest intro


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Re: PTA S26 Episode 1
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2017, 02:45:19 am »
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I appreciate all the E4 hype, but...

No talk abt me??? When d2 players came up I thought I would pop up but????????????????????????

No love wtf 0 faith see y'all on the haxpitch that's all I have to say.
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Re: PTA S26 Episode 1
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2017, 03:26:31 am »
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I appreciate all the E4 hype, but...

No talk abt me??? When d2 players came up I thought I would pop up but????????????????????????

No love wtf 0 faith see y'all on the haxpitch that's all I have to say.
ya ur grand total of 1 goal in d2 finals really popped out

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Re: PTA S26 Episode 1
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2017, 04:29:14 am »
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Its cool that you guys are doing this and everything but I gotta couple ideas.

I dont dislike stapler as a person, I think hes chill and he means really well. He is obviously very committed. But his actual knowledge on this game is very wrong and its more evident the more I see him play and talk. I think that he should be the shows host. He does not really attack anyone, is nice and is connected with the league. He is the perfect host. But hearing him talk about haxball, talk about other players and teams is like watching the sports center lady try to analyze the game she was just showing highlights for, its not correct.

Prizzle is a very opinionated person with very polar tastes, he either likes something or hates something. He at least has credibility to what he is saying sometimes though, so although I dont agree or like what he is saying, there is a valid argument to what he is saying sometimes. He is like skip bayless or colin, he is very controversial and that's good. Hes wrong most of the time but its a different argument that sometimes has no logical semblance, its great for a show. 

You guys need a good player as one of the other talkers, someone chill, nice and funny. A personality like @StaR @Nantes @tgfp @HashBrowns @undrctrl, @spart  or even @Yigi  when hes not too busy sucking dicks to say and do what he really feels or wants. But whoever this person is cannot be a sheep like stapler and just agree with or back down to what prizzle says most of the time. I think it will bring about better content and greater debates.

Thats just my two cents studying this sorta thing,
« Last Edit: February 15, 2017, 04:41:05 am by ASAP Chinni »


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Re: PTA S26 Episode 1
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2017, 08:08:38 am »
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How can you guys actually talk about haxball for an hour...

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Re: PTA S26 Episode 1
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2017, 08:09:57 am »
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These mans think we will get relegated. Bruh. Stapler ur team is fucking dirt.

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Re: PTA S26 Episode 1
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2017, 08:12:29 am »
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These mans think we will get relegated. Bruh. Stapler ur team is fucking dirt.

I literally projected you in play-in spots are you fucking deaf

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Re: PTA S26 Episode 1
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2017, 08:17:20 am »
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Its cool that you guys are doing this and everything but I gotta couple ideas.

I dont dislike stapler as a person, I think hes chill and he means really well. He is obviously very committed. But his actual knowledge on this game is very wrong and its more evident the more I see him play and talk. I think that he should be the shows host. He does not really attack anyone, is nice and is connected with the league. He is the perfect host. But hearing him talk about haxball, talk about other players and teams is like watching the sports center lady try to analyze the game she was just showing highlights for, its not correct.

Prizzle is a very opinionated person with very polar tastes, he either likes something or hates something. He at least has credibility to what he is saying sometimes though, so although I dont agree or like what he is saying, there is a valid argument to what he is saying sometimes. He is like skip bayless or colin, he is very controversial and that's good. Hes wrong most of the time but its a different argument that sometimes has no logical semblance, its great for a show. 

You guys need a good player as one of the other talkers, someone chill, nice and funny. A personality like @StaR @Nantes @tgfp @HashBrowns @undrctrl, @spart  or even @Yigi  when hes not too busy sucking dicks to say and do what he really feels or wants. But whoever this person is cannot be a sheep like stapler and just agree with or back down to what prizzle says most of the time. I think it will bring about better content and greater debates.

Thats just my two cents studying this sorta thing,

You mean the real host of the show, HyunA the king and chief of PTA. We are adrift without our bastion of autism.

Anyway to adjust to him not being there we bring on guests sometimes, today it was Renbeaudach. A more permanent fixture would be nice either to host so I can go back to being an analyst, or vice versa as well is ok.

If anyone with video editing skills wants to take a gander and trying to implement motion graphics back into the show that would be fantastic. You know where to find us if anyone's interested in appearing on the show.  (chew)

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Re: PTA S26 Episode 1
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2017, 09:07:14 am »
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These mans think we will get relegated. Bruh. Stapler ur team is fucking dirt.

I literally projected you in play-in spots are you fucking deaf

Ren literally said we already know turtles might get relegated. And you said true

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Re: PTA S26 Episode 1
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2017, 11:01:32 am »
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@stapler @Prizzle @Renbeaudach

"Dan aka Tavares had a terrible draft". Someone proceeds to say "I was gonna say Oscim for MVP but he's on the Pixies"...Guess who drafted Oscim <---Me, except I didn't realize he couldn't make D2 and even if he can make D2 he's absolutely not worth my time with his delusions.

....I'd love to show you my draft board Stapler...


oscim   
nova
real -
gooner -
coco
burr
kamel
cip
maxie
kante -
hercules -
ruel -
yahoo -
shawn
wazza
crumbler -
hidden
bread

^ There it is in no Particular order...I figured all these players would be available around Rounds 4-5...guess what some specific players weren't available for my 4th round pick....I legit had to pick between Crumbler and a bunch of idiots...In the 5th round I took the best player available not named Chinni, in Oscim and well he was unhappy I didn't talk to him prior to draft and decided to have a little bitch fit (Depicted Below).




Everyone in D2 had a bad draft for people who didn't have a 3rd round pick @stapler , you're the one who fucked me if anything by trading your 3rd to a D2 team for the same offer I made you a day before...

But hey guess what then you go on to say we're winning cup, and apparently everyone on my team is an MVP candidate except for me.

I must be doing something right for my first time as GM with only a 4th and a 6/7th to work with to start the offseason...ended up snagging a 5th from Khaled and a bunch of 8ths because I knew the draft class wouldn't matter at that point. Snagged all the active/good players I could find in the 8th round. Coco was being a little bitch too so I packaged him with my hostage Oscim to pixies for their 8th (a possible 5th if I don't win Cup).

./end rant next time get someone from D2 like me to do this type of thing. 
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Re: PTA S26 Episode 1
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2017, 02:48:49 pm »
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over 1 hour long?  ???

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Re: PTA S26 Episode 1
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2017, 03:18:28 pm »
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pixels was only gonna play for squares, so i traded him to his rightful home under naipes watch. ya giving up my 4th was overpaying but that pick was coming up in 2 picks so i only had about 5 minutes to either make the trade or miss out