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xxseason 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)

October 18, 2017, 12:21:00 am by Breadman | Views: 1250 | Comments: 19

Circle Jerks


After a nearly flawless season 28, pixels has managed to keep his entire season 28 roster intact and even added haxball veteran negativebro to his bench for more depth. With el jefe electing to leave the finals appearing Gunmen from last season, it is hard to picture anybody competing with CJ this season unless a out of nowhere super team forms.


Scottballa's Dynasty

While this team has lost their MVP candidate and three time most improved player of the season Miroslav Stoch, scott has still put together a solid team that for the moment is better than the Austin Gunmen. He's brought back season 28 GKOTY Yasssss, signed disturb who is a solid acquisition, and brought on ROTY in season 28, shiver. One more solid signing and this is a permanent top two team.

Scottballa managed to sign warky, who is still a solid player but hasn't really done anything in the league of note since season 22. Not sure where he fits on this team, probably a 3rd option at forward and as backup goalkeeper as needed. Fortunately for scott, nobody has made any huge moves to bump his team down the rankings.


Austin Gunmen


To this point they've lost carlitos,
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xxSPHB Magazine - Season 28 Pixels is Bob Costas Edition/HoF Nominees

September 23, 2017, 05:56:15 am by Breadman | Views: 838 | Comments: 8

Power Rankings Post Week 6

The Circle Jerk

Projected Lineup:

FWD: @pixels
FWD: @Compass
MID: @Lindros
GKer: @Myles

Jerks finally cut that cancerous fuck @Dox and brought back their vastly superior goalkeeper myles. They played two worthy competitors this week and passed with flying colors, beating CCK 3-0 and Squares 7-0. If other teams plan on figuring out a way to beat this team in a best out of 3/5 series, they'd better hurry up fast.


Austin Gunmen

Projected Lineup:

FWD: @Carlitos
FWD: @EDIN DZEKO
MID: @el jefe
GKer: @Naipe

They beat four out of the five other current playoff teams in one week, without el jefe. Both dzeko and fruit stepped up this week in unfamiliar positions, and carlitos continues to carry as I predicted he would. This is legitimately the only team with a chance of beating the Jerks in a playoff series, having lost both of their regular season match ups in OT.


Compton Cop Killas

Projected Lineup:

FWD: @Flare
FWD: @
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xxRulebook Update!

October 29, 2017, 09:37:44 pm by SPHB Robot | Views: 182 | Comments: 0

Naipe. el jefe, and TT changed shit:
League structure, playoffs, league games, match reports (replays). Also certain misc. items to reflect the addition of D2

Click Here to view the changes so you can have actual reasoning when you bitch about them later.

Top Scorers

Division Leaders

PlayerMPGoalsAssistsPts+/-
Gballer93:221051511
Miroslav Stoch124:271031311
Peste112:518080
undrctrl42:0066127
saba56:00516-3
Rich90:425278
Apple70:00437-4
Chewbacca81:524151
Renatooo84:513360
Disturb pls149:51303-2

Division II

PlayerMPGoalsAssistsPts+/-
Drag141:2015122724
question136:421181911
Styl72:5810717-3
Sheff107:45961513
Luke125:43971614
Shiver93:03651111
Heimer53:546101613
HulkNL39:07549-2
Frenchy86:585611-9
NJ21:49505-3

Standings

Division I

TeamPtsWLOWOLPGP+/-
Yetis19620109+10
Heroes165201080
Gunmen13321208+6
LAHC10143109-2
Penguins9350008-13
Islanders8142108-1

Division II

TeamPtsWLOWOLPGP+/-
Killers21600309+14
CCK21513009+24
Kangaroos155300080
Coons14441009+11
Jockeys6161109-8
Gators1070108-41

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