Important Information

Player signups are now open for Season 29 HERE.
A list of those that have registered for PYOT can be found HERE

For those already signed up be advised that there are more of you than there are available roster spots on current teams. Band together and form some new teams while there is still time. No new teams will be added once the season begins. We are aiming for an Oct 30th start.

season 29 pre-season power ranking write up(updated 10/19/2017)

October 18, 2017, 12:21:00 am by Breadman | Views: 761 | Comments: 17

Circle Jerks

After a nearly flawless season 28, pixels has managed to keep his entire season 28 roster intact ~~and even added haxball veteran negativebro to his bench for more depth~~. With el jefe electing to leave the finals appearing Gunmen from last season, it is hard to picture anybody competing with CJ this season unless a out of nowhere super team forms.

Scottballa's Dynasty

While this team has lost their MVP candidate and three time most improved player of the season Miroslav Stoch, scott has still put together a solid team that for the moment is better than the Austin Gunmen. He's brought back season 28 GKOTY Yasssss, signed disturb who is a solid acquisition, and brought on ROTY in season 28, shiver. One more solid signing and this is a permanent top two team.

Scottballa managed to sign warky, who is still a solid player but hasn't really done anything in the league of note since season 22. Not sure where he fits on this team, probably a 3rd option at forward and as backup goalkeeper as needed. Fortunately for scott, nobody has made any huge moves to bump his team down the rankings.

Austin Gunmen

To this point they've lost carlitos,...

SPHB Magazine - Season 28 Pixels is Bob Costas Edition/HoF Nominees

September 23, 2017, 05:56:15 am by Breadman | Views: 638 | Comments: 8

Power Rankings Post Week 6

The Circle Jerk

Projected Lineup:

FWD: @pixels
FWD: @Compass
MID: @Lindros
GKer: @Myles

Jerks finally cut that cancerous fuck @Dox and brought back their vastly superior goalkeeper myles. They played two worthy competitors this week and passed with flying colors, beating CCK 3-0 and Squares 7-0. If other teams plan on figuring out a way to beat this team in a best out of 3/5 series, they'd better hurry up fast.

Austin Gunmen

Projected Lineup:

FWD: @Carlitos
FWD: @EDIN DZEKO
MID: @el jefe
GKer: @Naipe

They beat four out of the five other current playoff teams in one week, without el jefe. Both dzeko and fruit stepped up this week in unfamiliar positions, and carlitos continues to carry as I predicted he would. This is legitimately the only team with a chance of beating the Jerks in a playoff series, having lost both of their regular season match ups in OT.

Compton Cop Killas

Projected Lineup:

FWD: @Flare
FWD: @...

Season 29 Player Signups Open

October 15, 2017, 06:27:17 pm by TT | Views: 156 | Comments: 0

Players may signup to play HERE.

If you are returning to your Season 28 team you must still register via the signup page. Once you register your GM may send you an offer through the site to rejoin your team.

We currently have TWO team vacancies. You may post in the Commish office if you want a vacancy, but you MUST have 4 players committed to play for you before we will consider granting you a team. We do not have the ability to add additional teams to the site beyond the 12 we currently have yet. Scooter is planning to add that for us sometime soon, but until then we are going to work with what we have. If there is a demand to add additional teams we will address that later in the off-season.

My goal is to start the season no later than October 30th. I still have to discuss that with @el jefe and @Naipe so consider that date "flexible" at this time.

Top Scorers

Division Leaders

Goals
Assists
Points
GAA

Player	MP	Goals	Assists	Pts	+/-
Matt	0:00	0	0	0	0
Taipa	0:00	0	0	0	0
Asensio	0:00	0	0	0	0
BOHR	0:00	0	0	0	0
pogchamp	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lians	0:00	0	0	0	0
saba	0:00	0	0	0	0
iHCK	0:00	0	0	0	0
Carter	0:00	0	0	0	0
chris24	0:00	0	0	0	0

Division II

Goals
Assists
Points
GAA

Player	MP	Goals	Assists	Pts	+/-
Matt	0:00	0	0	0	0
Taipa	0:00	0	0	0	0
Asensio	0:00	0	0	0	0
BOHR	0:00	0	0	0	0
pogchamp	0:00	0	0	0	0
Lians	0:00	0	0	0	0
saba	0:00	0	0	0	0
iHCK	0:00	0	0	0	0
Carter	0:00	0	0	0	0
chris24	0:00	0	0	0	0

Standings

Division I

Team	Pts	W	L	OW	OL	P	GP	+/-
Gunmen	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Squares	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Kangaroos	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Dynasty	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Princes	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Kings	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Jizzers	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Heroes	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
CCK	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Circle Jerk	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Camel Jockeys	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Yetis	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Division II

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